KrisIsNew

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Kris builds objects that have no business functioning, then writes several thousand words explaining why they do.

Hardware, writing, and the occasional course. Writes in Czech and English, fixes both after the deadline.

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Sep 6, 2026· 5 min

For the Very Last Time

Five editions of Hackers Congress Paralelní Polis (2019–2024) from the guy who held the cables: pretix and BTCPay that wouldn't cooperate, volunteers who don't read the group, microphones that die at the right moment. And a building that ended before the ticketing system did.